You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
