I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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