Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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