Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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