Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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