these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
