And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Randomize
