Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I need a beard to bite.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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