Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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