??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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