Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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