I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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