we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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