my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Bring me that man meat
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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