The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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