If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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