idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So squirting runs in the family.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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