So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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