I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i think i just lost a toe
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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