But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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