Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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