OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
If that was your dad, he is hot
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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