you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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