So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Be still, my beating vagina.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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