Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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