Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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