WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize