did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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