So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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