I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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