I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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