i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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