Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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