No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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