That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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