Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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