what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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