I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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