We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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