is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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