why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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