Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm always down for nudity.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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