Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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