and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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