We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So much Jack, so little girl.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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