FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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