Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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