this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The power of my boobs compel you
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
