No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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