youre lurking in front of me
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Dear god my vagina.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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