the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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