Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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