we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize
