If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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