Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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