I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Are we still banned from the library?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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