There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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