Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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